I can't believe this!

Damn! This is the second time I've had a shower this week! What is this world coming to? This is insane. Must admit this though, the weather is rather hot these days! But the thing is, ONCE A WEEK!!! ONCE A WEEK!!! Now, everyone is proclaiming, oh chewy, you're so white now! Duh. Did I look black before? Or green? Or purple? Or......

Anyway, just for the record, I don't like to take showers! I'm a natural stinky poo, leave me alone! By the way, I think my kind do get sweaty. Cos I've been doing some footballing in the past few days and I think I do smell a wee bit different. But the weather is bad these days what!

Go away, no more showers this week!!!!!