*Yawn....*

It's monday. Black monday. Even though I'm grounded every single day, I still hate mondays. No no no, nothing to do with that fat and silly orange cat. Orange is such an unglam color to be caught in. Phew, my ancestors are all white! Even ipods are white these days. White is THE color. Back to mondays. Mondays are such tiring tiring days. After a fun weekend, monday is just pure boredom. Nothing to do at all. Nobody's home. Sometimes, mummy's home. That's bad. I spend my time watching her zoom around the house with wet clothes, then dry clothes then putting the clothes on some kinda board and she just stands there. Humans do weird things. So I watch.

Am waiting for the sister to come home. When she's home, there's air con. It's a hot hot day ya know! Took a little nap just now. Nothing to do. Walk around the house, keep a lookout for stupid birds and bees and flies and insects and lizards. Boy, do I hate those things. They are ugly or what!

I wonder when will they bring me out again. Oh yes, that day I went for a bbq. Was not fun. I was latched to this railing and abandoned at a corner. Damn, I forgot to bring my mobile then. Otherwise I'd have called for help! And there was nothing there for me to eat. To think mummy even brought my own food to a bbq! See, mums are embarassing sometimes!

Anyway, I have mixed feelings about going out on this thing they call 'kai kai'. It makes me really furious to see the state of things out there. Other dogs are so terrible, they have no manners at all! They are terrible, terrible, terrible. They need to learn some ettiquette! Not that I'm mister ettiquette myself... But still...

Okok, enough on that. I think I better get back to my nap. Otherwise, mummy will wake me up for dinner soon. My whole day will be messed up once again!

Adios, scooting off now..... Ooops, please don't tell anyone that I 'scooted' off, they'll send me to that strange looking vet again!