Why??

Why?!?! Why must I have a heading for every post?? Yikes! How can I think of so many headings? Nevermind, as my close relative Yoda will say, may the force be with you. Haha. Yes, lame. But I think I got that from my sister.

Right now, I'm mildly peeved and sprawled on her bed. I don't understand why she has to torture me with this rubbish box! This stupid box, makes enough noise to keep every hearing intact dog in the neighborhood awake! And she simply doesn't get it. I DON'T WANT TO WATCH TV! I just wish she'll stop stuffing my face infront of the tv and pretend that I'm some kinda moron going, see chewy, see! I don't want to see! Duh. Humans are so darn strange sometimes.

Anyway, yes. My blog is called chewonlife. 2 different meanings.

1. Chewy on Life.
Kinda like Yoda dispensing his little nuggets of wisdom, but of course, I'm much wiser and I've a lot more fur!
About the word, or rather, the name, Chewy, I gotta blog about that another time.

2. Chewy chewing on life.
Yes, chewing life into bits. Whining about life, musing about life. Ya know, that kinda airy fairy stuffy?

Oh, in case you don't quite know me (of course you don't! if you do, that's spooky!), I'm just a lazy fart of a dog. If I'm here, I'm here. If I'm not, I'm not. There you have it!