I wanna be a punk rocker!

I woke up a bit earlier than usual today. After the pee (it's tough to hold it in all night!), I decided that today shall be punk rock day. So, the first thing a punk rocker needs, is the FUR! The FUR has gotta look right! So there I was, trying very hard, using all my paws, my entire head, the floor, basically anything and everything to get the look right.

For all the young punks out there who need to get the look right, do this. Use your 2 paws (both left and right, front ones of course!) brush fur from back of ear to front. VIGOROUSLY. That settles the spikes at the top of the head. Next, the sides. While doing this, please make sure that you are not destroying the upward spikes. Put your head to the ground, one side at the time, rub vigorously. That should settle the sides. For a angsty messed up look in the face, use your paws and rub your face real hard. That's all you need to do! Groovy!

Ok, let me get on with my grouse number 1 of the day. The moment my sister woke up and went to pee (I followed her, as usual, to make sure that she doesn't mess up my ROOM!), she screeched, why do you look so messy like a stray?!?

Damn, is she dumb or what?! PUNK ROCK! DUH. Then she proceeded to flatten my fur ALL OVER! Hey, that took time. It's a work of art. (But at least she didn't use the brush! Phew! That's public enemy number 1) Anyway, that's that. So I'm back to looking a wee bit daft (Ref to photo 1: That's me.)

Humans, you just don't geddit ya?!